we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I pour the whiskey from now on
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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