wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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