In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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