Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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