based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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