alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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