i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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