Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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