I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
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For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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