There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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