Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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