I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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