i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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