did you get engaged???
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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