Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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