just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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