New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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