I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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