At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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