What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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