38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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