? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
dude. I can hear the air.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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