Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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