im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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