I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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