I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she looked like the before picture.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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