You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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