: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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