Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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