Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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