Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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