But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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