I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
They have beer where we have blood.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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