next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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