My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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