Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Randomize
