I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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