It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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