you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Randomize
