normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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