I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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