i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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