Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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