The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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