Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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