Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
But theres a keg here and me gusta
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
sex in a hospital.. check
I got inside last night via doggy door
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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