So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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