White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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