Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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