He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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