We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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